Yaaaar...2009-09-22 00:00:00Firstly, the 4th of July hadn't even been invented yet, as the number 4 was considered "The witch's number" and anyone who mentioned it was instantly infected with rickets and then set a blaze. Secondly, sailing is a lot harder than it looks, especially if have soft and dainty girl hands from years of typing.
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burn is a very real thing, not to mention splinters and calluses and blisters - none of w...